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M0rd3kaI - May 21, 2013 12:21pm, #3250


Took me a while to catch on to this joke, I heard it ages ago and still strikes just the right nerve. 5L



M0rd3kaI - Apr 27, 2013 3:36pm, #3140


Agreed... 5L



M0rd3kaI - Mar 23, 2013 3:25pm, #3050


Monkeys can still play with their own poop... and yours too... you guys have hooves... can't even hold a cigarette bug in your gr*****le



M0rd3kaI - Mar 7, 2013 11:42am, #2975


Before you make your grand return. Cheers, Your's truly, Kai.



M0rd3kaI - Mar 7, 2013 11:41am, #2974


I still can't understand your belief, one moment you are ragging on Christians, next moment the Atheists are the scum of the world. Piece of advice, get your own act together and don't seem so 2-faced on more than one occasion (Cont. in reply)



M0rd3kaI - Mar 7, 2013 11:38am, #2973


Interesting how you judgeeveryone else to be the ones with the bad attitude when we were merely either asking harmless questions or when you were the one who turned to more aggressive tactics if you did not get your way. (Cont. in reply)



M0rd3kaI - Mar 2, 2013 2:08pm, #2907


Thanks, much appreciated, sometimes people really make it difficult not to ridicule their idiocy...



M0rd3kaI - Mar 2, 2013 1:41pm, #2904


#89



M0rd3kaI - Feb 26, 2013 12:23pm, #2840


Brilliant! 5L You got a giggle.



M0rd3kaI - Dec 4, 2012 2:01pm, #2168


The ambiguity of this poster... is killing me... 5L!



M0rd3kaI - Oct 26, 2012 4:05am, #1818


Hmmmmm... Bacon... 5 Delicious little piggies...



M0rd3kaI - Oct 24, 2012 3:35pm, #1798


He Shoots, He Scores... 5 Commandments for the Space



M0rd3kaI - Oct 24, 2012 7:46am, #1797


To the end and neglect them? or are you going to push the more radical ones out which 'the mainstream' don't ask? which is more important? cure to cancer or figuring out if prayer really falls on any ears other than yours?



M0rd3kaI - Oct 24, 2012 7:44am, #1796


Ok, going to use your saying here, Prove to me that Science has not yet proven itself wrong to improve itself on the long run, and take it from yourself, you are a scientist and people come to you with questions, are you going to push the most asked ones



M0rd3kaI - Oct 24, 2012 7:42am, #1795


Time?? just taking the pills, meds, injections etc are support enough. oh and if your family were to get Syphilis for whatever reason and their treatments revolved around the exact experiment you now talk bad of, would you look past that? or still go on??



M0rd3kaI - Oct 24, 2012 7:40am, #1794


And again, I'm not defending the people that did it, I'm just saying that your medicinal beliefs have been perfected over years of research... So are you telling me you have never taken a medicine because you don't like how they made and improved it over



M0rd3kaI - Oct 24, 2012 7:38am, #1793


Up to?? 1972?? well now... that's 4 decades dear Ipa, and I return to my statement that: without the test how would we know how Syphilis affects the human body? without knowing the end result, you can never stop the infection/ disease/ virus...



M0rd3kaI - Oct 24, 2012 7:35am, #1791


Going out on a tangent here, but did any of us say we are non-believers?? We just don't believe in the thought of a man in the sky that is perfect and made us in his image...



M0rd3kaI - Oct 23, 2012 11:04pm, #1787


To prove itself over the course of it's minor existence... You do realise pointig a finger, saying "You must prove it" only makes people that 'eed' to prove it biased against you...



M0rd3kaI - Oct 23, 2012 11:02pm, #1786


Science always has the possibility in mind that there is a God/ higher power, you misunderstand the concept of Sciece completely, it just uses (As Mooo+ stated) Logic and reason to declare it highly improbable and secondly, Religion Has done wonders



M0rd3kaI - Oct 23, 2012 10:55pm, #1785


Resurrection... (Christ I hate this 255 character limit... Feel special that I lasted this long...)



M0rd3kaI - Oct 23, 2012 10:54pm, #1784


Has passed out, once your brain 'dies'... there is no coming back unless you pull a Frankenstein maneuver and reactivate the persons muscles using electronic impulses... but that's defeating the purpose and is generally called re-animation and not



M0rd3kaI - Oct 23, 2012 10:52pm, #1783


If you are dead... you are dead, there is no grey area, Mooo+'s reference that you can bring someone back from the 'recent death' is also incorrect, you can come back from 'seeming death' where your heart stops and your brain stops working because it



M0rd3kaI - Oct 23, 2012 10:50pm, #1782


"You made that up BLASPHEMERS" from the other party. Now, I'm going to tun the statement around and ask you to Prove Religion is not fake and base it not only on the premise "I believe it so it HAS to be true". And then lastly...



M0rd3kaI - Oct 23, 2012 10:48pm, #1781


Secondly, It is not in Science to prove the existence of religion, it is in religion to do that for itself, Science has more important things to do in it's spare time than ramble on to the same old tune of "Here's the evidence" and getting



M0rd3kaI - Oct 23, 2012 10:46pm, #1780


Medical improvements. There is always good in the bad. So, you say if people kill a few people for research it is bad, but if thousands of people die in holy wars for nothing it is good? (Bear in mind, I'm not approving of the ways of the old researchers)



M0rd3kaI - Oct 23, 2012 10:44pm, #1779


I have a few things Ipa... 1) It's very easy to take the epitone thoughts of your belief and the scum of the other, compare those and win, you are citing singular events from ages ago, however gruesome, those acts all played a part toward modern [cont.]



M0rd3kaI - Oct 23, 2012 10:39pm, #1778


Science may not be superior to religion, however Religion is not superior to science. very few stories are proven from religion, but Science sets out to prove itself wrong.



M0rd3kaI - Oct 23, 2012 7:07am, #1772


Oh that is funny! 5L



M0rd3kaI - Oct 20, 2012 4:27am, #1718


Wow... that really is a winner! 5L



M0rd3kaI - Oct 13, 2012 2:54pm, #1703


The way people act in the modern day & age... there is ONLY stupid things being done...



M0rd3kaI - Oct 10, 2012 1:56pm, #1687


Feckin LOL! 5L



M0rd3kaI - Oct 6, 2012 2:45pm, #1663


Shocking new development in the new Testament! 5L



M0rd3kaI - Oct 2, 2012 5:26am, #1642


Oh LAWDY!! Oh Geezus! That's classic!



M0rd3kaI - Oct 2, 2012 5:21am, #1641


I second Mooo+. 5L



M0rd3kaI - Sep 28, 2012 2:29pm, #1625


... ... ... Oh dear god... ... ... My mind... it visualised something... I'mma go puke now...



M0rd3kaI - Sep 28, 2012 4:47am, #1623


Someone was excited...



M0rd3kaI - Sep 27, 2012 4:03pm, #1617


Brilliant! 5L by a long sh**!



M0rd3kaI - Sep 27, 2012 2:50pm, #1615


I'm going to hell for laughing so hard! oh dear lawdy! 5L



M0rd3kaI - Sep 26, 2012 5:15am, #1611


It's not the best :O ... However... it's still a**ociated with the best



M0rd3kaI - Sep 26, 2012 2:41am, #1608


Oh Lawdy... that's funny! 5L



M0rd3kaI - Sep 25, 2012 11:34am, #1597


S1, S2 or the brilliant S3? the rest are not worth mentioning... and Gas... choose your words wisely here, your life... depends on it.



M0rd3kaI - Sep 25, 2012 7:33am, #1596


Got some good posters here Greybeard, 5L on both, very nice.



M0rd3kaI - Sep 23, 2012 5:21am, #1564


You use android too?? HOW can I be sure?? and bugger your lawers, I have the Galaxy!



M0rd3kaI - Sep 21, 2012 4:08am, #1555


Should have added Android Dear Gas!! Now I am religiously DISCRIMINATED!! you'll find the law suit in your postbox within a week.



M0rd3kaI - Sep 12, 2012 3:56am, #1456


I like the philosophy of churches and the like, the make collections "For God" however money was created to trade... to show wealth... to 'want' something else... odd that they say they need to collect money when it is a symbol of Greed... 7 Deadly sins..



M0rd3kaI - Sep 10, 2012 4:59pm, #1448


Bloody lol & bloody brilliant!



M0rd3kaI - Sep 10, 2012 4:58pm, #1447


Bloody lol & bloody brilliant!



M0rd3kaI - Aug 31, 2012 3:05pm, #1410


5L... that's just amsome!



M0rd3kaI - Aug 31, 2012 8:03am, #1409


I agree with Mooo+... that is amsome!



M0rd3kaI - Aug 21, 2012 12:51pm, #1389


Sounds exciting, but I like my multiple-person-meetings-that-lead-to-screaming to involve more women... and generally good looking and attractive women... but I'll keep it in mind. Thanks for the ReligiLions



M0rd3kaI - Aug 18, 2012 2:58pm, #1377


I shall Baptize thee in thy unholy name of thee almighty Rope Charming Monkey god!



M0rd3kaI - Aug 18, 2012 1:44pm, #1375


This... This I like... 5L



M0rd3kaI - Aug 14, 2012 5:21pm, #1362


And their system of life works better than clockwork... everything humans do is only in self gain... sometimes it's only masked in "religion", "teamwork" and "charity"



M0rd3kaI - Aug 14, 2012 5:18pm, #1361


And the one thing I believe of religion and the teachings thereof is that the 7 deadly are things that only humans have... and are the reason for our ways today. (What I mean by that is: just look at animals they don't murder, own, or 'want' ......



M0rd3kaI - Aug 14, 2012 5:14pm, #1360


Saely the problem will still be that some people think that they are better than anyone and everyone else and the key phrase "All animals will be equal, but some animals will be more equal than others" comes into play here...



M0rd3kaI - Aug 14, 2012 5:11pm, #1359


Bastrad... making me laugh uncontrolably... and it's 2:10am here...



M0rd3kaI - Aug 14, 2012 4:17pm, #1358


Thanks! And yes, that'll be very likely, then fighting each other due to level difference on farmville



M0rd3kaI - Aug 13, 2012 8:16pm, #1346


And realise we are stranded here... as you mentioned, it won't be us, but our decendants but still, the plutonic ****e we live for and that for personal gain and then dying in the end... here's the burning question: "Is it really... honestly... worth it?"



M0rd3kaI - Aug 13, 2012 8:13pm, #1345


This crumbling rock is an interesting little place, but overpopulation is a huge problem. People thinking they know better than everyone else... that's another. But I would like to know what will happen the day that we discover that the earth is dead.....



M0rd3kaI - Aug 13, 2012 8:10pm, #1344


And I thought I was the only cold hearted s.o.b. that thought that. Agreed. I mean a guy argued with me that a Glock is better than a Colt govt. 1911... weapons are the same basic principle... "I want to kill you from waaayyy over there" (cont.)



M0rd3kaI - Aug 13, 2012 2:11pm, #1340


[Cont.] But the advances in humanity... society... living... peace... there you have the better point... there are no advances n those factors during war. My 2 cents.



M0rd3kaI - Aug 13, 2012 2:09pm, #1339


War has advantageous in technological advancements in mdicine, comms, weapons, security, defence, protection, computers and most tech, mobility, transport, food and a whole load of other things I can't remember [cont.]



M0rd3kaI - Aug 13, 2012 12:17pm, #1338


I really like this. 5L



M0rd3kaI - Aug 12, 2012 7:40am, #1326


If you go into the history of this engraving it is merely 2 messages engraved over each other, weathering over the years rounded off the edges a bit and in result... it's pure coincidence that the shapes turned out as they did



M0rd3kaI - Aug 11, 2012 3:50pm, #1320


5L... just... 5L



M0rd3kaI - Aug 10, 2012 2:33am, #1313


Cannabis, LSD and hippies?



M0rd3kaI - Aug 10, 2012 2:28am, #1312


Top 100 funniest posts on this site...



M0rd3kaI - Aug 8, 2012 4:10pm, #1304


Proof of ownership required for all claims to personal property made public. (Now ladies and germs... our word of the day is "Sarcasm"



M0rd3kaI - Aug 8, 2012 4:06pm, #1303


Profound... and I agree with you. My point still stands, Religion is like Communism. It honestly is a brilliant idea, however, the fact tat we are humans... and our mere nature as said humans, will be the biggest failure in the whole system



M0rd3kaI - Aug 8, 2012 11:42am, #1297


Publicity... Bragging rights... more reason "Their" 'God' is the one and only...



M0rd3kaI - Aug 8, 2012 11:39am, #1296


Can you prove they are better With it?



M0rd3kaI - Aug 8, 2012 1:49am, #1287


Going off on a tangent is my only goal in life... It's fun seeing people's facial expressions change to accommodate the "dafuq is he high on" factor. I do, however, fully agree to your opinion there though.



M0rd3kaI - Aug 7, 2012 3:57am, #1279


Gets a tad close to: "tl;dr" but the punchline still has a good point. 5L



M0rd3kaI - Aug 6, 2012 3:34pm, #1271


Yes... 'Claim'... Ask MissPriss what happened last week... the poop... oh, it got h**... so we burned our hands and resorted in other ways of pleasure...



M0rd3kaI - Aug 6, 2012 3:32pm, #1270


Reminds me of *my* story... d*** fingers...



M0rd3kaI - Aug 6, 2012 3:31pm, #1269


Reminds me of a story in the Personal stories and ramblings thread... Never saw him, but know the feeling. "You never know how much someone means, until you lose them completely." 5L



M0rd3kaI - Aug 5, 2012 10:51am, #1260


Depending on your 'sacrifice rituals'... I can claim to be a virgin... and pleasure, all deserved



M0rd3kaI - Aug 5, 2012 10:49am, #1259


What can I say?? I'm good... Well, a snake can eat a lot of mice, you saved quite a bit when it died, but I hear the naughty side pays well...



M0rd3kaI - Aug 4, 2012 4:42pm, #1256


That's a bugger to read... 5L



M0rd3kaI - Aug 4, 2012 3:24pm, #1254


If I'm reading that correctly... you're telling me that the truck hit you and killed the snake, thus I can find more *ahem* pics over at the naughty side of the moti net?? well... I'll see you all later, I have some... business... to take care of



M0rd3kaI - Aug 4, 2012 12:38pm, #1252


Gas I thought there is a rule not to use personal ph**os on the MotiNet?? at least... not such attractive ph**os 5L



M0rd3kaI - Aug 4, 2012 12:33pm, #1251


Superceding my expectations of laughter... that deserves a solid 5L



M0rd3kaI - Aug 3, 2012 4:16pm, #1244


BRILLIANT!! 5 Blasphemies to you dear Gas!



M0rd3kaI - Aug 1, 2012 2:06pm, #1217


Agreed with Mooo+... this one is going to facebook



M0rd3kaI - Jul 30, 2012 8:54am, #1202


All a pleasure... although reading my name that has been censored due to the spelling thereof is interesting...



M0rd3kaI - Jul 29, 2012 4:36pm, #1197


Mooo+ will not get a 5L from me... bucksh** on the other hand...



M0rd3kaI - Jul 29, 2012 4:35pm, #1196


Maybe she is...



M0rd3kaI - Jul 29, 2012 4:31pm, #1195


Now then Missy... don't make it so obvious about ........... nvm



M0rd3kaI - Jul 29, 2012 12:13pm, #1191


I like this... 5L



M0rd3kaI - Jul 28, 2012 3:53pm, #1185


As Gary would say: N-I-C-E... 5L



M0rd3kaI - Jul 28, 2012 1:56pm, #1182


Oh God why?!



M0rd3kaI - Jul 28, 2012 11:43am, #1180


The one wearing black... I know for a fact I was wearing black! OH... and a mask



M0rd3kaI - Jul 28, 2012 5:33am, #1171


Ah... proving that the surface is about all you get with me. Pleasure



M0rd3kaI - Jul 27, 2012 4:49pm, #1162


I second the Moo+17 motion... 5L



M0rd3kaI - Jul 27, 2012 6:33am, #1153


[Cont.] Use it among your parents or family... and you might end up very good friends with the floor... and a pool of your own blood and piss.



M0rd3kaI - Jul 27, 2012 6:32am, #1152


Words are just that, words, sounds, vibrations, pressure. The society it is used in decides how bad or good the use of it is. Take the 'F-bomb' for example, use it among your friends and they laugh... [Cont...]



M0rd3kaI - Jul 27, 2012 6:30am, #1151


I have been in a secret underground bunker worshipping the clones of our Father, Adolf, ever since his rebirth... as a squirrel



M0rd3kaI - Jul 27, 2012 6:25am, #1150


Lol... 5L



M0rd3kaI - Jul 26, 2012 5:13pm, #1143


Then again... who is going to kill off all the mentally 'special' people on the planet with a good(ish) reason to do so?? [[Ps... to all stuck up religious people... this comment... it's called humour... deal with it]]