Query tags with term: christianity
CHRISTIANITY - Going to Church does not make you a Christian Any more than standing in a garage makes you a car
JESUS CHRIST - The best excuse for a narrow minded bigot to act like one.
GOD IS GOOD - at murdering people he doesn't like. Along with hundreds of innocent children and thousands of innocent animals.
GOD LOVES PENGUINS - So much that he gave them an entire continent for themselves.
APPRECIATION - Sometimes it takes outsiders To appreciate blessings We are too jaded to notice
JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING - Show Jesus your breasts and he will judge them.
TRIUMPH CHRISTIANITY - As long as we don't have to see the people that Jesus would have actually hung out with .
DEAR GOD - I don't want to know what kind of hocus-focus I need to do to be saved from the eternal fire of hell, but I only want to know what exactly did "I" do to deserve it.
ZAPPA ON CHRISTIANITY -
NEGATOMIC - The early Christians *agreed* to share. Victims of socialism share *at gunpoint*. When gov't enforces a matter of conscience, the guns come out
THOMAS ALVA EDISON - He said, "Let there be light."
JESUS VS TAROT -
CHRISTIAN VIDEOGAMES - So difficult that even on GOD MODE you'll be shouting "Jesus Christ!"
TURN THE OTHER CHEEK - Unless they are Muslim.
I AM THE MOST MERCIFUL GOD - Don't agree? Very well, then. I hope you do like warm weather though.
I AM THE ONE AND ONLY GOD - Also, pride is no longer one of the seven sins.
CHRISTIANITY - Worshiping a god so powerful that he needs his son to be tortured and killed to save humanity from sin.
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