Query tags with term: christianity
 | CHRISTIANITY - Going to Church does not make you a Christian Any more than standing in a garage makes you a car |
 | JESUS CHRIST - The best excuse for a narrow minded bigot to act like one. |
 | GOD IS GOOD - at murdering people he doesn't like. Along with hundreds of innocent children and thousands of innocent animals. |
 | CHRISTIANITY - |
 | GOD LOVES PENGUINS - So much that he gave them an entire continent for themselves. |
 | APPRECIATION - Sometimes it takes outsiders To appreciate blessings We are too jaded to notice |
 | JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING - Show Jesus your breasts and he will judge them. |
 | CRUSADER - |
 | CHURCH - |
 | TRIUMPH CHRISTIANITY - As long as we don't have to see the people that Jesus would have actually hung out with . |
 | DEAR GOD - I don't want to know what kind of hocus-focus I need to do to be saved from the eternal fire of hell, but I only want to know what exactly did "I" do to deserve it. |
 | ZAPPA ON CHRISTIANITY - |
 | NEGATOMIC - The early Christians *agreed* to share. Victims of socialism share *at gunpoint*. When gov't enforces a matter of conscience, the guns come out |
 | THOMAS ALVA EDISON - He said, "Let there be light." |
 | JESUS VS TAROT - |
 | CHRISTIAN VIDEOGAMES - So difficult that even on GOD MODE you'll be shouting "Jesus Christ!" |
 | TURN THE OTHER CHEEK - Unless they are Muslim. |
 | I AM THE MOST MERCIFUL GOD - Don't agree? Very well, then. I hope you do like warm weather though. |
 | I AM THE ONE AND ONLY GOD - Also, pride is no longer one of the seven sins. |
 | CHRISTIANITY - Worshiping a god so powerful that he needs his son to be tortured and killed to save humanity from sin. |
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